Wearing Blue-Tooth Headsets

Black people love wearing bluetooth enabled headsets.  Go to any black mall (it used to be the white mall, then black people started going to it and now its the black mall) or movie theatre and you will see numerous black people hooked up with a headset.

Are black people now the heads of state and must be in contant contact with the president in case of an emergency that threatens national security ?  Are they corporate CEOs of Fortune 500 companies and need to stay in contact with the board of directors or stockholders?  Perhaps they are doctors and must stay in contact in case of a medical emergency?  Apparently, we took over and nobody informed moi?  Surely there are black political leaders, CEO’s, and medical personnel, but that many??

Headsets have become a black fashion and stylin’ statement along with gold teeth and wearing your pants around your ankles.  And just like gold teeth and wearing your pants around your ankles, its now in overkill.  Unless you are a head of state, doctor, or CEO of a Fortune 500 company, or running a multi-million dollar business like P. Diddy, buy a regular cell-phone and put it in your pocket or purse.

Wearing headsets, black people love that shit.

On a Serious Tip: 

There *are* black CEO’s ( and moi bets they wouldn’t be caught dead in a headset).  For a list of the highest paid, go to Black Voices

Blacks in Medical School:

Blacks in Politics:  Congressional Black Cacus