Complaining ‘Bout Being Black

Black people love complaining about being black. They love being black and they love complaining about being black.

Every time something goes wrong, black people love saying it’s cause they black. They didn’t get a promotion, ’cause they black. They got fired, ’cause they black. They got turned down for the job, ’cause they black.  So-and-so said that, ’cause they black.  Everything bad happen ’cause they black. Black people love saying if you want to be their friend forget they black, but if you want to stay their friend remember they black.

No two black people can get together without the conversation turning to the fact they black and something bad happened because of it. They proud they black, they don’t have do nothing but stay black until they die, but shit always happening to them ’cause they black. They stubbed their toe ’cause they black. They fell down the stairs ’cause they black. They had a car accident ’cause they black. They caught the flu, ’cause they black.

Complaining about some shit happening to them ’cause they black, black people love that shit.