Being About To Slap Somebody At Work

Black people love getting pissed off at work.  Black people are always just about ready to slap somebody at their job. There is not a black person living right now - who actually has a job - that is not threatening to slap the taste out the mouth of somebody at work. 

Somebody is always getting on the nerves of some black person at the job.  It could be the chipper white guy who always has a fabulous weekend skiing, backpacking, or skydiving or volunteering at the local soup kitchen - in your neighborhood - that comes in on Monday morning and chirps, “So!? What did you do this weekend?!”  *You* just spent your weekend trying to get some g-damn heat in your raggedy-ass apartment.  Now you just want to slap him up side the head.  Or, that perky blond that told you, you look just like that black comedian on TV but she can’t remember his name - and you don’t look a damned thing like Dave Chappelle - plus you’re a girl! 

Maybe it’s Joe Blow in accounting who wants to compare his brand new tan against the color of your skin.  Oh Lawd, please just let me slap him now!  Maybe its Suzy who stole *your* promotion who told you that you are so articulate - just like Obama - but you’re a girl!  Or maybe that pompous tight-ass with the bad breath from the legal department who just told you that he never thinks of you as a black person.  And last but not least, the only one other black person in your department besides you, but ghet-to, from the get-go, who can’t stop talking ’bout how June Bug is getting out of in-car-cer-ra-tion and the big party she having for him at home!  Lawd, hep me, hep me, now, pleeze!

Whoever it is, whatever it is, black people are just about ready to slap the shit out of them. 

Slapping the shit outta somebody gettin’ on their nerves - at work - black people love that shit. 

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